List
- "So get this..."
- "Wow. I must be the star of this thing."
- "Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?" [1]
- Sam: "So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?"
Dean: "Yeah, amen Padaleski."
Sam: "Padalecki."
Dean: "What?"
Sam: "-Lecki, I'm pretty sure." [2] - "Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?'
"Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do." - "Dean: They're after me!"
"Sam: Third kind, already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind is the butt thing." - 'Why shack up with a family? Is it a kinky thing? Do you like to play with your food? Roll over, Lucky. Speak."
"Lucky: Go to hell."
"Sam: Already been. Didn't agree with me." - "Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it."
- "You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material."
- "Why? Because Crowley said so? Because we trust him now? Like I trusted Ruby? Or like I trusted Brady back at school?"
- "No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality."
- "Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning."
- "Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us."
"Chuck: Wow. Really?"
"Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you." - (to Gabriel) "So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?"
- "It's like Mission: Pathetic."
- "Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton." [3]
- "Umm... Becky, can you... quit touching me?"
- "You don't know me. You never did, and you never will."
- (about Adam) "He's a Winchester. He's already cursed."
- "You got something against magic?"
- "It's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!"
- "We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah..."
- "I lost my shoe." [4]
- "Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick."
- "Be my brother again, cause, just cause."
- "Jerk"
- "He is... he's... he's stealing candy." [5]
- "Dean, what do you think you're doing?!"
- "I'm here for you, you brave little soldier."
- "Too precious for this world."
- "Dean: "Can I shoot her?"
Sam: "Not in public." [6] - "Wait, there's no such things as unicorns?"
- "Dude, I'm not using this ID. Because it says 'Bikini Inspector' on it."
- "And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!"
- "You're bossy, and short."
- "Yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too!" [7]
- "What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium FREAKS."
- "Sammy is a chubby 12 year old, It's Sam, ok?"
- "Boop"
- "You peed yourself."[7]
- "Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."[8]
- "It doesn't matter who you are, it only matters what you do."
- "You're Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki."[2]
- "I've got Genital Herpes." [9]
- "I am doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread.. of.. of genital herpes."[9]
- "It was night and now it's day."[10]
- "If there's a key, then there has to be a lock."[2]
- "Dude, when have I ever forgotten the pie?"[11]
- "Get out of me." [12]
- "I've got demon blood in me, Dean!"[13]
- "DEAN!"
- "No. No you don't. You don't get to quit. We don't get to quit in this family. This family is all we've ever had."[14]
- "We're the guys that save the world." [15]
- "You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down."[16]
- "I've been tortured by the Devil himself. So you, you're just an accent in a pantsuit. What can you do to me?"[17]
References
- ↑ Clap Your Hands If You Believe
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 The French Mistake
- ↑ Fallen Idols
- ↑ Bad Day at Black Rock
- ↑ Blade Runners
- ↑ Red Sky at Morning
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Mystery Spot
- ↑ Heaven and Hell
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 Changing Channels
- ↑ The Man Who Knew Too Much
- ↑ Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester
- ↑ Death Takes A Holiday
- ↑ Metamorphosis
- ↑ Soul Survivor
- ↑ First Blood
- ↑ Sacrifice
- ↑ Keep Calm and Carry On