Sam Winchester/Quotes

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Sam: "So get this..."

Dean: "Bitch."

Sam: "Jerk."

Sam: "Sammy is a chubby 12 year old. It's Sam, ok?"

Sam: *wheezing* "you *wheeze of laughter* you rode a farty donkey!!!" *wheeze*

Sam: "Dude, I'm not using this ID. Because it says 'Bikini Inspector' on it."

Sam: "What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium FREAKS."

Sam: "Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick."

Sam: "You're bossy, and short."

Sam: "Wait, there's no such things as unicorns?"

Sam: "listen lady, if you want to add some glitter to that glue you're sniffing, be my guest. But don't go dumping your wackadoo all over us. We'd rather not step in it.... ALL YOU'RE MISSING IS A COUPLE DOZEN CATS SISTER!!!"

Sam: "Look, man, I.. I know this all has to be so hard. But I want you to know...I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here. You're too precious for this world."

Sam: "We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah..."

Sam: "It's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!"

Sam: "Dean, what do you think you're doing?!"

Sam: "And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!"

Sam: "I lost my shoe."

Dean: "Can I shoot her?"

Sam: "Not in public."

Sam: "It's just, I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again, cause, just cause."

Sam: "We're the guys that save the world."

Sam: "Yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too!"

Sam: "You peed yourself."

Sam: "Dude, when have I ever forgotten the pie?"

Sam: "I've got demon blood in me, Dean!"

Sam: "It doesn't matter who you are, it only matters what you do."

Sam: "Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."

Sam: "You got something against magic?"

Sam: "Get out of me."

Sam: "You don't know me. You never did, and you never will."

Sam: "Umm... Becky, can you... quit touching me?"

Sam: "Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton."

Sam: "It's like Mission: Pathetic."

Sam: "I've got Genital Herpes."

Sam: "I am doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread.. of.. of genital herpes."

Sam: (to Gabriel) "So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?"

Sam: "Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us."

Chuck: "Wow. Really?"

Sam: "No, not really. We have guns and we will find you."

Sam: "Boop."

Sam: "Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning."

Sam: "No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality."

Dean: (about Adam) "Adam doesn't have to be cursed."

Sam: "He's a Winchester. He's already cursed."

Sam: "Why? Because Crowley said so? Because we trust him now? Like I trusted Ruby? Or like I trusted Brady back at school?"

Sam: "You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material."

Sam: "Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it."

Sam: "Why shack up with a family? Is it a kinky thing? Do you like to play with your food? Roll over, Lucky. Speak."

Lucky: "Go to hell."

Sam: "Already been. Didn't agree with me."

Sam: "Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?"

Dean: "They're after me!"

Sam: "Third kind, already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind is the butt thing."

Sam: "So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?"

Dean: "Yeah, amen Padaleski."

Sam: "Padalecki."

Dean: "What?"

Sam: "-Lecki, I'm pretty sure."

Dean: "Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?"

Sam: "Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do."

Sam: "You're Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki."

Sam: "If there's a key, then there has to be a lock."

Sam: "Wow. I must be the star of this thing."

Sam: "It was night and now it's day."

Sam: "You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down."

Sam: "He is... he's... he's stealing candy."

Sam: "No. No you don't. You don't get to quit. We don't get to quit in this family. This family is all we've ever had."

Sam: "I've been tortured by the Devil himself. So you, you're just an accent in a pantsuit. What can you do to me?"