Sam Winchester/Quotes

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• "So get this..."
• "Wow. I must be the star of this thing."
• "Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?" ^[1]
• Sam: "So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?"
  Dean: "Yeah, amen Padaleski."
  Sam: "Padalecki."
  Dean: "What?"
  Sam: "-Lecki, I'm pretty sure." ^[2]
• "Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?'
  "Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do."
• "Dean: They're after me!"
  "Sam: Third kind, already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind is the butt thing."
• 'Why shack up with a family? Is it a kinky thing? Do you like to play with your food? Roll over, Lucky. Speak."
  "Lucky: Go to hell."
  "Sam: Already been. Didn't agree with me."
• "Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it."
• "You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material."
• "Why? Because Crowley said so? Because we trust him now? Like I trusted Ruby? Or like I trusted Brady back at school?"
• "No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality."
• "Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning."
• "Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us."
  "Chuck: Wow. Really?"
  "Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you."
• (to Gabriel) "So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?"
• "It's like Mission: Pathetic."
• "Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton." ^[3]
•  "Umm... Becky, can you... quit touching me?"
• "You don't know me. You never did, and you never will."
• (about Adam) "He's a Winchester. He's already cursed."
• "You got something against magic?"
• "It's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!"
• "We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah..."
• "I lost my shoe." ^[4]
• "Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick."
• "Be my brother again, cause, just cause."
• "Jerk"
• "He is... he's... he's stealing candy." ^[5]
• "Dean, what do you think you're doing?!"
• "I'm here for you, you brave little soldier."
• "Too precious for this world."
• "Dean: "Can I shoot her?"
  Sam: "Not in public." ^[6]
• "Wait, there's no such things as unicorns?"
• "Dude, I'm not using this ID. Because it says 'Bikini Inspector' on it."
• "And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!"
• "You're bossy, and short."
• "Yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too!" ^[7]
• "What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium FREAKS."
• "Sammy is a chubby 12 year old, It's Sam, ok?"
• "Boop"
• "You peed yourself."^[7]
• "You confusing reality with porn again."^[8]
• "It doesn't matter who you are, it only matters what you do."
• "You're Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki."^[2]
• "I've got Genital Herpes." ^[9]
• "I am doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread.. of.. of genital herpes."^[9]
• "It was night and now it's day."^[10]
• "If there's a key, then there has to be a lock."^[2]
• "Dude, when have I ever forgotten the pie?"^[11]
• "Get out of me." ^[12]
• "I've got demon blood in me, Dean!"^[13]
• "DEAN!"
• "No. No you don't. You don't get to quit. We don't get to quit in this family. This family is all we've ever had."^[14]
• "We're the guys that save the world." ^[15]
• "You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down."^[16]
• "I've been tortured by the Devil himself. So you, you're just an accent in a pantsuit. What can you do to me?"^[17]

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