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  • "So get this..."
  • "Wow. I must be the star of this thing."
  • "Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?" [1]
  • Sam: "So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?"
    Dean: "Yeah, amen Padaleski."
    Sam: "Padalecki."
    Dean: "What?"
    Sam: "-Lecki, I'm pretty sure." [2]
  • "Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?'
    "Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do."
  • "Dean: They're after me!"
    "Sam: Third kind, already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind is the butt thing."
  • 'Why shack up with a family? Is it a kinky thing? Do you like to play with your food? Roll over, Lucky. Speak."
    "Lucky: Go to hell."
    "Sam: Already been. Didn't agree with me."
  • "Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it."
  • "You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material."
  • "Why? Because Crowley said so? Because we trust him now? Like I trusted Ruby? Or like I trusted Brady back at school?"
  • "No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality."
  • "Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning."
  • "Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us."
    "Chuck: Wow. Really?"
    "Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you."
  • (to Gabriel) "So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?"
  • "It's like Mission: Pathetic."
  • "Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton." [3]
  •  "Umm... Becky, can you... quit touching me?"
  • "You don't know me. You never did, and you never will."
  • (about Adam) "He's a Winchester. He's already cursed."
  • "You got something against magic?"
  • "It's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!"
  • "We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah..."
  • "I lost my shoe." [4]
  • "Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick."
  • "Be my brother again, cause, just cause."
  • "Jerk"
  • "He is... he's... he's stealing candy." [5]
  • "Dean, what do you think you're doing?!"
  • "I'm here for you, you brave little soldier."
  • "Too precious for this world."
  • "Dean: "Can I shoot her?"
    Sam: "Not in public." [6]
  • "Wait, there's no such things as unicorns?"
  • "Dude, I'm not using this ID. Because it says 'Bikini Inspector' on it."
  • "And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!"
  • "You're bossy, and short."
  • "Yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too!" [7]
  • "What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium FREAKS."
  • "Sammy is a chubby 12 year old, It's Sam, ok?"
  • "Boop"
  • "You peed yourself."[7]
  • "You confusing reality with porn again."[8]
  • "It doesn't matter who you are, it only matters what you do."
  • "You're Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki."[2]
  • "I've got Genital Herpes." [9]
  • "I am doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread.. of.. of genital herpes."[9]
  • "It was night and now it's day."[10]
  • "If there's a key, then there has to be a lock."[2]
  • "Dude, when have I ever forgotten the pie?"[11]
  • "Get out of me." [12]
  • "I've got demon blood in me, Dean!"[13]
  • "DEAN!"
  • "No. No you don't. You don't get to quit. We don't get to quit in this family. This family is all we've ever had."[14]
  • "We're the guys that save the world." [15]
  • "You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down."[16]
  • "I've been tortured by the Devil himself. So you, you're just an accent in a pantsuit. What can you do to me?"[17]

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