Castiel/Quotes

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• Castiel: (meeting Dean for the very first time) "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
• Castiel: (explaining his time away to Dean and Sam) "My 'people skills' are 'rusty'. Pardon me, but I have spent the last 'year' as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent."
• Emmanuel: "Your friend's name was Cass? That's an odd name."
• Castiel: "What is so worth saving? I see nothing but pain here. I see inside you. I see your guilt, your anger, confusion. In paradise, all is forgiven. You'll be at peace. Even with Sam."
• Sam: "Are you... drunk?"
  Castiel: "No!" (stumbles slightly) "Yes."
  Sam: "What the Hell happened to you?"
  Castiel: "Ugh, I found a liquor store."
  Sam: "And?"
  Castiel: "And I drank it!"
• Castiel: "If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong."
• Castiel: "This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
• Meg: "When we survive this, I'm going to order some pizza and move some furniture around. You understand?"
  Castiel: "No, I... I."
  Meg: (grins)
  Castiel: "Wait... actually yes."
• Castiel: "Hey, assbutt!"
• Castiel: "I'm glad you made it, Sam. But the angel blade won't work, because I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God. A better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord. Or I shall destroy you."
• Castiel: "I'm an angel, you ass."
• Castiel: "The Men of Letters believed that you could perform a tracking spell with extracted grace, but they were never able to test the theory."
  Sam: "Well, they didn't have a Guinea Pig, but we do.
  Castiel: "You have a Guinea Pig? Where?"
  Sam: Me, Cass. I'm the Guinea Pig."
• Castiel: "But... I enjoyed the taste of food. Particularly peanut butter with grape jelly, not jam. Jam I found unsettling."
  Sam: "So, what? Now you can't taste PB and J."
  Castiel: "No I taste every molecule."
  Sam: "Not the sum of its parts, huh."
  Castiel: "It's overwhelming. It's disgusting. I miss you PB and J."
• Castiel: "I'm mostly confused. I'm not sure how orange correlates with black in a way that's new."
  Dean: "Step away from the Netflix."
  Castiel: "Sorry."
• Castiel: "I don't sweat under any circumstances."
• Castiel: "I am not a hero. But sometimes doing the right thing requires sacrifices."
• Castiel: "What's a netflix?"
• "What a brave little ant you are"
• "You don't have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom. And I still believe that's something worth fighting for."
• "I'm sorry is that a flirtation?"
• "These are my friends... My friends who don't listen very well."
• Dean: An angel, with a capital "A". You know, Wings, Harp.
  Castiel: No, I don't have a harp.
• "You're my family I love you, I love all of you. Just please... Please don't make my last moments be spent watching you die. Just run."

• Castiel: An archangel. The one who killed me.
• Castiel: "It's funnier in enochian."
• Castiel: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating."
• Castiel: "Pull my finger."
• Castiel: "Just one question for you. WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND?"
• Castiel: "That's inappropriate."
• Castiel: "I like texting. Emoticons!"
• Castiel: "I'll gonna become a hunter."
• Castiel: "Let's play Twister."
• Dean: Excuse me?
• Castiel: His name is Raphael
• Dean: You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?
• Castiel: "I'll interrogate the cat."

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