Why the Angels don’t Sing in Choirs
Chuck: *hands out lyric sheets* Okay, guys sing this.
Lucifer: *sings the melody, beautifly*
Gabriel: *pulls out a golden kazoo and starts playing to the tune*
Raphael: *starts beatboxing to the tune*
Michael: *starts rapping something similar to the lyrics*
Chuck: Why did I create you guys? Okay, now, knock it off!
Archangels: *listens* *frowns because they were having fun*
Chuck: Alright, some things are going to change around here. One, you do precisely as you’re told. Two, no creating things without my permission, Gabriel. What is that?
Gabriel: The horn of Gabriel.
Chuck: Give it to me.
Gabriel: *looks horrified* *holds his kazoo close* No…
Chuck: Son, do as you’re told!
Gabriel: *hands him the kazoo*
Chuck: You are never getting this back.
~Millions of years later~
Gabriel: *steals the weapons of the Archangels* *falls from Heaven*