God/Quotes

Quotes

 * Chuck: No doubt-endings are hard. But then again... Nothing really ever ends, does it?
 * Chuck (to Metatron): You know what humanity's greatest creation has been? Music. That and nacho cheese. Even I couldn't have dreamt up that deliciousness.
 * Chuck: I am not hiding. I'm just done watching my experiments' failures.
 * Chuck: I was so sure if I kept stepping in, teaching, punishing, that these beautiful creatures that I created... would grow up. But it only stayed the same. And I saw that I needed to step away and let my baby find its way. Being overinvolved is no longer parenting. It's enabling.
 * Chuck (to Lucifer): I was supposed to love all creation equally. I wasn't supposed to have favorites. But you... You were mine. I gave you the Mark because I loved you the most... because I thought you were strong enough to bear it. And when I saw that I was wrong... when I watched my choice... devour my... most cherished son... I hated myself. And so I punished you. And I am so sorry.
 * Chuck: Listen, you guys know me. I'm hands-off. I built the sandbox... you play in it. You want to fight Leviathans? Cool. You got that. You want to go up against... what was it?... the "British Men of Letters"? Okay. Little weak, but okay. But when things get really bad, like the Apocalypse or the Other Apocalypse, that's when I have to step in.


 * Dean Winchester: This is the only way.
 * Castiel: And Billie said the only way to defeat Michael was to lock you in a box.
 * Chuck: Ugh. Billie. I liked the old Death better. He was all about fried pickles and tickle porn. This new Death... she's always sticking her scythe where it doesn't belong.


 * Chuck: The Darkness might, might have a weakness – Light.
 * Crowley: He tells us now.
 * Chuck: What? I-I just wanted to trap her. I didn't want to murder her.


 * Rowena: Fergus was bright. Walked before his first birthday, but he hated pants. Hated them. He'd run 'round the village, his wee banger just flapping in the breeze.
 * Chuck: Adam and Eve were the same way
 * Rowena and Chuck (at the same time): Kids.
 * Crowley: I'm so glad the world is ending.


 * Rowena: Sorry about, well, everything I've ever done in my life. Really, y-you can't have been a fan.
 * Chuck: Oh, yeah, I've been quietly rooting against you both for some time now. Although, I can't deny you're one of my guilty pleasures.


 * Metatron: This is some kind of punishment, isn't it? For my sins. A limbo where I get to spend eternity in a crappy bar with a hack writer. I have trudged through your complete oeuvre published and unpublished. Of the metric ton of books I've read in my lifetime, "Supernatural" didn't even crack the top 10... thousand. And then you put yourself in the story? God!
 * Chuck: Okay, that's fair. Mildly constructive. Still, it doesn't justify you burning one of my books, though.


 * Chuck: This is why people need to lie.
 * Chuck: It's good. Keeps the peace, you know?
 * Castiel: Seems like an odd stance for... you.
 * Chuck: Is it?
 * Chuck: I'm a writer.
 * Chuck: Lying's kind of what we do.


 * Chuck: Nature? Divine. Human nature – toxic.
 * Metatron: They do like blowing stuff up.
 * Chuck: And the worst part – they do it in my name. And then they come crying to me, asking me to forgive, to fix things. Never taking any responsibility.


 * Crowley (about Rowena): She's using you. It's what she does. Finds someone with power... cozies up... digs the claws in.
 * Chuck: Hmm. Yeah, well, I'm not helping anyone right now, obviously. She's been... nice.
 * Crowley: For now.
 * Chuck: Now's kind of all we got.
 * Crowley: Whatever. I'm not calling you Dad.


 * Chuck: There's a harmony, a balance in the universe. Light needs dark, dark needs light. If you blow one of them up, then, I mean...
 * Lucifer: It wouldn't be a good thing.
 * Chuck: It'd be really not a good thing. Like, end of reality, not good.


 * Chuck: I am sorry that you feel... that I betrayed you, that I acted without cause. I'm sorry that you can't see you gave me no choice. I'm good.
 * Lucifer: You heard that, right?
 * Sam Winchester: W-We all know that you are God, um, but... maybe could you be a-a little less... Lordly?
 * Chuck: But I am – I am the Lord.


 * Metatron: But you helped the Winchesters before.
 * Chuck: Helped them?! I've saved them! I've rebuilt Castiel more times than I can remember. Look where that got me.


 * Chuck: Some free advice? You ever get back there, you hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it's made of gold. 'Cause it is.


 * Dean Winchester: Is that my computer?
 * Chuck: I've never seen so much porn. Not in one sitting.