Castiel/Quotes

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 * Castiel: (meeting Dean for the very first time) "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
 * Castiel: (explaining his time away to Dean and Sam) "My 'people skills' are 'rusty'. Pardon me, but I have spent the last 'year' as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent."
 * Sam: "Are you... drunk?" Castiel: "No!" (stumbles slightly) "Yes." Sam: "What the Hell happened to you?" Castiel: "Ugh, I found a liquor store." Sam: "And?" Castiel: "And I drank it!"
 * Castiel: "If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?"
 * Castiel: "This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
 * Meg: "When we survive this, I'm going to order some pizza and move some furniture around. You understand?" Castiel: "No, I...I." Meg: (grins) Castiel: "Wait...actually yes."
 * Castiel: "Hey, assbutt!"
 * Castiel: "I'm an angel, you ass."
 * Castiel: "The Men of Letters believed that you could perform a tracking spell with extracted grace, but they were never able to test the theory." Sam: "They didn't have a Guinea Pig, but we do. Castiel: "You have a Guinea Pig? Where?" Sam: Me, Cass. I'm the Guinea Pig."
 * Castiel: "But... I enjoyed the taste of food. Particularly peanut butter with grape jelly, not jam. Jam I found unsettling." Sam: "So, what? Now you can't taste PB and J." Castiel: "No I taste every molecule." Sam: "Not the sum of its parts, huh." Castiel: "It's overwhelming. It's disgusting. I miss you PB and J."