Stuart Holmes

Early life
Stuart was apparently working in a big corporation, as evidenced by the suit he is wearing, and then he apparently lost his job and went to a bar to mull things over where he met Zachariah.



==Meeting Zachariah

Stuart was at a tavern drinking and thinking about his business when he turned a new song on the jukebox and when he turned around he was surprised to see Zachariah sitting there. He soon struck up a conversation with the fallen angel, who complained about his own job and how his "bosses" always wanted results and nothing else. Zachariah complained about living among humans and working for the Heavenly Host, and he surprised Stuart about mentioning that he had been working for his "bosses" for five or six millenia, as Stuart had assumed Zachariah was a normal human. Stuart nonetheless assumed that Zachariah was drunk and not talking straight, and agreed with Zachariah's opinions on his job until he mentioned his disgust at living amongst "pig-filthy humans," to which Stuart took offence. Zachariah asked Stuart what he was going to do next, to which Stuart said he might try something to do with the Internet, which confused Zachariah. At that moment, a rumble began and bright light began to fill the room. Stuart asked Zachariah if this was an earthquake, to which Zachariah said "No, it's my boss." Soon a loud whine began, which deafened Stuart and the bar patron, and Zachariah stood up calmly and asked his boss, Michael, what it was Michael had come for. Michael told Zachariah he was going to give him another chance at forcing Dean to say "Yes," to which Zachariah whole-heartedly agreed, as Zachariah wanted to be back in business. Soon after, Stuart and the bar patron's eyes burst into flame and their brains exploded at the overwhelming sight of Michael the Archangel, causing Stuart and the bar patron to fall dead on the bar. Soon after, the rumbling and bright light vanished, and the bar was left with shattered glasses everywhere. Zachariah picked up a drink and finished it of, musing that he was "back in business." He told the dead Stuart and the bar patron that he was back in work again and left the bar humming "When the saints go marching in."