Sam Winchester/Quotes

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"Dean: Yeah, amen Padaleski." "Sam: Padalecki." "Dean: What? "Sam: -Lecki, I'm pretty sure." "Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do." "Sam: Third kind, already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind is the butt thing." "Lucky: Go to hell." "Sam: Already been. Didn't agree with me." "Chuck: Wow. Really?" "Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you." "Sam: "Not in Public."
 * "So get this..."
 * "Wow. I must be the star of this thing."
 * "Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?"
 * "Sam: So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?"
 * "Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?'
 * "Dean: They're after me!"
 * 'Why shack up with a family? Is it a kinky thing? Do you like to play with your food? Roll over, Lucky. Speak."
 * "Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it."
 * "You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material."
 * "Why? Because Crowley said so? Because we trust him now? Like I trusted Ruby? Or like I trusted Brady back at school?"
 * "No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality."
 * "Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning."
 * "Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us."
 * (to Gabriel) "So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?"
 * "It's like Mission: Pathetic."
 * "Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton."
 * "Umm... Becky, can you... quit touching me?"
 * "You don't know me. You never did, and you never will."
 * (about Adam) "He's a Winchester. He's already cursed."
 * "You got something against magic?"
 * "It's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!"
 * "We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah..."
 * "I lost my shoe."
 * "I win. So I win."
 * "Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick."
 * "Be my brother again, cause, just cause."
 * "Jerk"
 * "He is...he's...he's stealing candy."
 * "Dean, what do you think you're doing?!"
 * "I'm here for you, you brave little soldier."
 * "Too precious for this world."
 * "Dean: "Can I shoot her?"


 * "Wait, there's no such things as unicorns?"
 * "Dude, I'm not using this ID. Because it says 'Bikini Inspector' on it."
 * "And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!"
 * "You're bossy, and short"
 * "Yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too!"
 * "What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium FREAKS."
 * "Sammy is a chubby 12 year old, It's Sam, ok?"
 * "Boop"
 * "You peed yourself"
 * "You confusing reality with porn again"
 * "It doesnt matter who you are, it only matters what you do"
 * "You're Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki"
 * "It was how many time I let you down"
 * "I have Genital Herpes"
 * "I'm doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread.. of.. of genital herpes"
 * "It was night and now its day"
 * "if there's a key, there has to be a lock"
 * "and that's a good thing?"
 * "Dude, when have I ever forgotten the pie?"
 * "Get out of me"
 * "I've got demon blood in me, Dean"
 * "Dean!"
 * "DEAN!"
 * "No. No you don't. You don't get to quit in this family. This family is all we've ever had."
 * "We're the guys that save the world."